Nothing is more annoying than music videos trying way too hard to be obscene. Your dumping syrup on yourself and dancing like a idiot. It is not obscene, it is not rebellious, it does not provoke any thought, you look like a fucking moron.
(Source: howswally, via kreayshawn)
Had a weird dream last night.
I was coming home from a party drunk and saw there was a car blocking the way to my house. So like any rational person, I got inside the car (not knowing who’s car it was) and started driving it down the block to park it. Little did I know that the breaks in the car were cut. I started swerving all over the place, crashing into shit. I was hoping that no cops would see me, but of course they did. After the car crashed and came to a stop, a black police woman came and pulled me out of the window. I tried pleading with her but I was too scared/drunk to say anything. I wanted to say “The car is rigged, I’m not that drunk!”
Regardless, I was thrown in prison, which is actually a giant communal shower/restroom. I was in there for two days until my parents bailed me out. I then woke up telling myself I will never get arrested.
If you feel like slapping the shit out of the female reporter you lose the game
ehhh yeah, only political revolution might be slightly more complex then walking off of a plank and sending an elected representative into a bottomless abyss
(Source: deus--ex-machina)
You can believe what you want but if it’s dumb and you post it on tumblr I feel compelled to write something.
Why is it that you think God is personally tailoring every aspect of your life in real time? How selfish is it to ask god to help your romantic life when there are people in the world who don’t have clean drinking water?
I like the Christians who go out and help and volunteer. I prefer them much more than Christians who believe God’s plan for them is to fall madly in love and live a life of complacency.
